Ninapolitan's DILF Contest

Yeah... I just had to add this one because I love Nina & this sounds fucking hilarious. I'm so on it.

Gimme A Hot Daddy!

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Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. One-shot Contest Rules


What is a D.I.L.F.? D.I.L.F. Stands for Dad I'd Like to Fuck. What does that mean?

That means that any male character can be written as a D.I.L.F. It's not as easy as it sounds, so good luck.

You have a hankering for Mike Newton? Write it just make him hot and not a tool. You want Revered Webber to bone the cheerleading squad? Maybe Charlie arrests Carlisle because he was being naughty and they fuck in the backseat of the police cruiser.

Frankly I don't care, AS LONG AS THERE IS NO RAPE, PEDOPHILIA, OR ANY OTHER CREEPY FUCKED UP SHIT.


Any kind of smut is much appreciated but guess what? IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

THE OBJECT IS TO CONVEY A DAD THAT YOU'D LIKE TO FUCK. So, if you think that a hot single dad teaching his son mow the lawn is hot, then write it chastley. Or you can whore it up by detailing how sexy he looks with the sweat dripping down his broad chest as it glistens in the hot summer sun. Then after his son gets picked up by his mom/friends/alienship and the hot ass mother fucking dad decides to hose himself off in his front yard while Whitesnake music is blaring in the background, that's great. Hell, he can then decide to strip nekkid and jump into his inground pool all while your spying on him, yeah someone write this for me, m'kay? Preferably having them end up nekkid and boning in the poolhouse.

Before you ask about slash stories, I'm telling you now. I'm all for two dad's plowing each other on the weekend's or hell whenever really. Just a suggestion. I have to reiterate though, no pedo, no rape nothing creepy.

Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Charlie, Newton, Jake (not as a wolf), Yorkie, Eleazar can get his freak on too, I don't care.

Contest is open to everyone as long as you're old enough to buy porn. If you're under the age of 18 go away. You're not supposed to be reading "M" rated shit anyway.

All entries must be a one-shot with a 10k word limit and must be free of any major spelling and grammatical errors. Get your shit beta'd it's not that hard. (That's what she said) Continue the DILF love after the contest is over, not during to get more votes. I hate that shit.

You can collab with another author if you'd like

You can enter as many times as you'd like

Entries accepted between 8/31-10/5

Ang I think you deserve the title of "Contest Promoter" or something equally as exciting and fancy sounding

Lights!Camera!Jaxion! wrote:

Ang I think you deserve the title of "Contest Promoter" or something equally as exciting and fancy sounding

QFT

Lights!Camera!Jaxion! wrote:

Ang I think you deserve the title of "Contest Promoter" or something equally as exciting and fancy sounding

But I started this thread...

*pouts*

HammondGirl wrote:

Lights!Camera!Jaxion! wrote:

Ang I think you deserve the title of "Contest Promoter" or something equally as exciting and fancy sounding

But I started this thread...

*pouts*

no offense, it was in reference to the 900 contest threads that ang posted today for everyone to join in! when she reported the rules to this thread, this was just the one that sparked me into the realization.

you can have a sassy title, too: hot bitch

DILF voting is up!!!! And my entry "Infatuation" is up for votes---could ya show me and Carlisles a bit o MoW loves?

It's greatly appreciated

DILFS

Mel's entry makes me want Carlisle, ladies. Go read it.

P.S. I've been slacking on the contest promoter thing. I'll work on it.

ahelm wrote:

Mel's entry makes me want Carlisle, ladies. Go read it.

ahelm wrote:

P.S. I've been slacking on the contest promoter thing. I'll work on it.

*pokes you* get goin! lol jk

ahelm wrote:

Mel's entry makes me want Carlisle, ladies. Go read it.

OMG, yes.

*dons pirate sword & jumps out of the bushes*

Avast Ye!

Argh, voted have I! Ye who do not vote for me matey Little Miss Whitlock are smarmy hornswagglers and will soon dance the henpen jig!

Now take a caulk and vote as well, unless ye be wantin' to take a trip down to Davy Jones' locker.

YOU all are amazing!

Omg, LMFAO.